Did you happen to catch our dandy new show on Sunday? Jeremy destroyed some tyres, Richard destroyed some houses, and James shouted a lot.But you’ll also have spotted a quite famous man with black hair. That man is Alice Cooper, and he decided to pop down to our track and set a competitive lap time in our reasonably priced Kia cee-underscore-d.
Here, Alice ponders on whether make-up could have made him faster, and how he should have brought along his snake…
If you’re in the UK, you can now watch a high-quality version of the episode one of our new series on the BBC iPlayer.
